Sir Isaac Newton, my wonderful namesake. I am named after this *cough* attractive man. He is very brilliant and made lots of physics laws. I need to be more like him. I need to be a true scientist. I can be Gabe Newton, and my law of physics is that if it falls on the ground, somebody else will pick it up! That is the amazing part of physics! Also, another rule of mine is that "I am not lazy! I'm just conserving energy!"
And I was like:
Guess which important history figure is taking a selfie?